Monday, July 20, 2009

don't ever stop drinking coffee

Friday, July 17, 2009

If you're going to behave like a crazy person then you have to start making a living doing so.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

make a copy of the mail box key.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I think soy products make you feel like shit. Stop eating them.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

You spend your life reminding yourself of the things you have. I remember my mother combing my hair. You just have the most gorgeous head of hair. When the hair dresses would concur it felt amazing. I may not have friends or looks, but I have amazing hair.
When I was depressed, and the angst of being young was too much I would say, at least I have amazing hair.

And once I left the hump of adolescence, nearly just as soon as I was out, a girl walked by and pointed down. Giggling as though it were cute. Look he's already balding!

After that I would look around. Everyone has glasses. Although I'm near sighted in one eye, and have a stigmatism in the other they balance out and I have 20/20 vision. So I've spent the years reassuring myself: I have 20/20 vision I have 20/20 vision I have 20/20 vision I have 20/20 vision I have 20/20 vision I have 20/20 vision.

After waking this morning, and looking in the mirror, I think I may need a new reassurance to cling to.

You kids, don't realize that what you have is already gone.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Take lots of vitamins. See what happens.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Get more peaches. Eat them for Breakfast.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Find Art Brut. Give them the letter.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Make a list of all of the interesting things you see today. Post here.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Get some kind of pager for your wallet so that you can call it.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

If you drink a lot at night you probably won't be getting very much done the next day.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Charge your phone every day. That way it won't be low on batteries all the time.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hey there self